Lenny & JR are finally chasing someday

Same Water…
Just Wetter.

Two best friends. One ridiculous idea.
One big dream.

We’re starting a water company with a sense of humor—and bringing the whole studio along for the ride.

Todd and Eugene the Wolverine with Wetter Water

The joke is ridiculous. The dream is real.

We finally stopped waiting for someday.

We’re Lenny and JR: two best friends who spent decades getting up, going to work, paying the bills, and saying, “Someday we ought to start our own business.”

Wetter Water began as a joke. Then we started wondering how far we could take it. Now we’re building something of our own, with a little water and a lot of laughter.

Meet Todd and Eugene the Wolverine in our commercials and music video, then help us take the next step.

Visit WetterWaterBottle.com →

The commercials. The song. The whole bit.

Press play. Blame Eugene.

The song’s new title is “Wetter Water.” Its Spotify and Apple Music/iTunes links will be added once verified.

Help get the water company started

Become a
“Wetter Water Investor.”

$25 support. Your T-shirt included.
Wear your “proof of investment.”

Support the Wetter Water startup with a $25 shirt purchase. You’ll receive a white Gildan Heavy Cotton T-shirt, sizes S–5XL, with standard U.S. shipping included. Applicable tax is calculated at checkout. Proceeds after printing, shipping, and fees help fund the startup.

Digital mockup of the white Wetter Water T-shirt: navy INVESTOR above Todd and Eugene on the front, with a blank back
T-shirt design preview · White · Sizes S–5XL
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“Wetter Water Investor” is an honorary supporter title only. It provides no ownership, equity, profit share, or financial return.

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